Charisma

Coquettishly tilting his head to the right
And smiling a radiant smile,
With blacks he is black,
with whites he is white;
No substance - but plenty of style.

He's soothingly tickling your every nerve:
Recline and enjoy and relax...
To pay extra taxes,
your neighbor will serve -
Not you, but your neighbor, he'll tax!

And you will be getting
a check in the mail!
Check in the mail! Check in the mail!
To send you that money
he never will fail -
As soon as he closes this sale.