Pastorgate - Pflegergate -
Time to dis-asso-ciate!

The fierce urgency of "now"
Fiercely urges to disavow!

The lid is blown - too much is known.
Disavow, but not disown!

Hush, Michelle - please don't tell -
Stick that flag in my lapel!

Watch your way - be sure to say
"Bless" - not "d..." the USA!


Should anybody find my lost PARROT,
please be aware that,

while I cannot disown the bird,
I do not share its extreme views.


Brutus is an honourable man.

How odd that Senator Obama’s friends,
His patrons, his promoters, his allies,
His mentor and spiritual guide, his wife
All damn America, all call her names,
All want her punished for her wicked ways;
Some even tried to blow her up themselves.
He surely, surely does not share such views,
He is himself an honorable man,
A friend of knaves but not himself a knave.
He swam through muck, but he remains quite clean -
To even doubt this would be downright mean.